Lord of Potatoes, Ruler of Rubs.
This is my dog Jack. Hes a Potato shaped Papillon, and cannot survive more than 15 minutes with a pat, rub, or scratching from one of my family members. He follows me like a shadow, which I take as solid proof that I give the best rubs out of everyone (or that I always potentially have food close by, which may or may not be the case). Hes basically the cutest, fuzziest, silliest dog I’ve ever met, and I would be very distraught without him around.
I want something like this as a tattoo